Sometimes a little cheesy fun is good for the office. After all, if you’re going to have a costume party, you might as well go above and beyond. It can be fun to dress up during this time of year if only to see what your co-workers will come up with. If you don’t feel like dressing that risqué then maybe these Business Costumes are for you!
Risky Business (1983)
Wearing this outfit might make it seem like showing off skin isn’t such a big deal anymore; however, actually wearing the suit itself fabricates some serious business moves. With sunglasses and tight rolled-up pants, this ensemble screams 70s swinger almost as much as its accompanying. Pirate
Every pirate costume ever has the potential to go overboard, but it’s even easier when you have a near-naked woman in tow. It’s great for a bachelor/bachelorette party and can get you ready to get wasted and dance all night long.
This may not be your typical Risky Business costume, but it will definitely give people something to talk about. This might be the most ironic of them all; however, if everyone goes along with it (and they probably won’t) then maybe you should bring some rosary beads along for your bump.
Willie Wonka and Oompa Loompas
If there was ever a time to bring back this classic, it’s now. The woman can be an Oompa Loompa while the guy gets to enjoy being the man behind the candy. It’s perfect for people who aren’t totally comfortable with bearing skin or are out to prove they don’t need to show skin in order to have fun.
Photo Shoot Models
This is one of those getups that requires absolutely no effort. All you really need is your stuffiest get-up and a sexy assistant by your side. Then you’ll look like hot models on set just getting ready for work–and that could lead to almost anything later on!
Bring back last year’s Halloween costume just because you’re cute enough to pull off the sexy luau. All you need is a grass skirt and coconut bras, and then you can dance around with your man while sipping on drinks that look like they’re made of coconuts! Easy peasy, right?
Seal Team 6 (2012)
These Business Costume take a little bit more work but could be worth it if only to pull off the fact that you infiltrated Osama Bin Laden’s compound to get him. If not, any group of military-like costumes would do; however, this one has the best potential for pulling off looking like secret agents. Plus this gives you an opportunity to play dress up like a Navy Seal: who wouldn’t want that?
The Three Amigos (1986)
This is another good group costume idea that will also give you guys a chance to show off your incredible comedy skits. All three of these men are hilarious, but only one can claim the spot as most attractive. I guess it depends on everyone else’s opinion…
Planet of the Apes (1968)
If you’re timid about showing skin or want to have some fun with your guy, this might be the best option for both of you. You’ll have an excuse to strip down if anyone starts asking questions and he gets to dress up as one of his favorite characters from movies past! Plus, if anyone wants to take pictures with you they’ll probably go easy on him. Cheerleaders
It doesn’t matter whether you were in high school or college, this is a classic Business Costume choice that never fails. All you need to do is put on your cutest outfit and maybe some pompoms if you have them around the house already. Who knows? Maybe someone at the party will be inspired to try out for their next game!